SOMNIA INBOX

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Sharon da Silva
Illusionist

telepathic text | voice | projected apparition

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[opheliac]

Because the injury isn't on my hand. Well, I could some oil for my middle finger, but that's for another story!

I've lost maybe half of my blood! Or less. Or more! I'm not actually a doc.

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[ The concern is instant. Sharp. ]

Are you fucking with me?

[opheliac]

[that... was a hard pinch she didn't expect to feel.]

Sheesh, Sharon. How about piping that down a notch?

I mean, I don't know. I told you, I'm not a doctor. I've been in worse shape than this. A mangy dog took me for a chew toy.

Besides I bashed its skull in, so no biggie.

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Shit, sorry, I'll work on suppressing my emotions for you. [ There's no missing the sarcasm. That's one thing about the Murmur she hates: there's no hiding herself here. ]

It's not no biggie. Are you still bleeding?

[opheliac]

Oh, gimme a break. You can't care that much about me.


Last I checked. By the way, choice of weapon, left or right handed, and do you like sweets?

[is she seriously still playing this game with her? of course.]

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Sure. [ Curt and verging on acidic. There's little she dislikes more than someone telling her what she does or does not feel. ]

Gun. Right. Yes. Have you tried to stop the bleeding? Where is the wound? Where are you?

[opheliac]

[way to suck the fun with those one-worded answers, she sighs and admits defeat that for now, their "get to know" game will be put on hold until this gets treated.]

No, I enjoy the way the red comes out. ... Half jokingly. But yeah, I've been using sewage-scented curtains as bandages. Hip. And where do you think I am? Home sweet home.

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I need an address. [ Sharon's got the means to heal Jinx's wound, after all. ]

[opheliac]

I don't know the address on top of my head. I gotta look at Pretty Boy Arthur's map again.

It's somewhere west. By that really tippy-top tower.

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[ Oh, the nickname tickles her. ] You call him Pretty Boy? How's he like that?

All right, I know the area you're at, but it might take me an hour or two. If you lead me on a wild goose chase, I won't forgive you.

[opheliac]

Have you seen him? A face like that would guarantee a packed house in a brothel. But let's hope he never gets mixed up with a Madame, he won't make it out alive.

Pffft, what? And miss the opportunity for a chick to kiss my boo boos away? I'm crazy, but not a loon.

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I mean, yeah, he's cute, and he'd definitely bring in a healthy variety of clients, but I think he could handle a Madame. I got a feeling he'd be good at sweet talk.

Is that how boo boos are taken care of where you come from?

[opheliac]

Oh yeah? Maybe his second name should be, "kitty". Meow, meow!

No. If I'm at risk dying from my wounds, then it's just lights out for me. And I've lost count how many are relishing over the thought of me being in a body bag.

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Why kitty?

You got a lot of enemies, huh? Can't have them getting what they want.

Tagging + ringing up customers = do not mix

[opheliac]

We call the brothel in Zaun the "Cat House". When I was a kid, I thought that's where my people were keeping all the stray kittens. And I was sorta right!

Yep, that's me! Jinx the master criminal. And just my luck that my enemies from home are also stuck in this joint with us. I oughta try gambling sometime, eh?

yeah i bet!!!

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That's both dark, and adorable. Wow.

[ There's a curiosity at the mention of Jinx being a master criminal, but that doesn't seem as important as: ] Your enemies are here? They haven't given you any trouble, have they?

I'm off the cash register now, so less edits! ヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

[opheliac]

Thanks, I am those things if I do say so myself.

One tried to kill me, but I gave him the slip. And the Cookie only warned me to stay away from his precious pet.

wooo (but I don't mind the edits <3)

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Yeah, yeah. [ She doesn't disagree. ]

That's fucked up. Who are they? Do you think the first one will give you trouble again?

good! just like i accidentally hit the subscription button

[opheliac]

The Boy of Failures and Fortune Cookie. Also known as The Wonder Boys, also also known as Jayce and Viktor. And beats me, he might. If he spots me with a certain stone again.

I think it's in my body somewhere.

lmfaoo can't tell you how often I've done that

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[ Boy of Failures, huh? ] Jayce? Tall, broad-shouldered, dark hair? [ She's never heard of Viktor, but... She likes Jayce. ]

Tell me about this weird ass stone that might be in you. [ GIRL what did you fucking eat it?? ]

like, comment, and subscribe to my channel

[opheliac]

You forgot to add bushy, who looks like a drowned rat who's been eaten by a cat, spat out, then got eaten by another cat, spat out again, got kicked in the gutter by the enforcers because "what the fuck did I step in?", then finally dumped in trash to rot for all eternity.

Hmmmmm hmmmm, gee, I don't know, Toots. This crystal is very important. It's why everyone wants to decapitate me. I can't have you join in the fight. Two vs one is already a tall order.

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I'll agree that he is a bit bushy and looks like a drowned rat.

Do I give 'will murder for weird crystals' vibes or something? Jayce, maybe. His forehead had weird crystals in it. Me? Not so much. Unless it can give me a fresh n ready pizza. [ That is a JOKE, Jinx. She wouldn't even kill you for that.

Maybe.

Pizza sounds really good after some time in the apocalypse. ]

[opheliac]

What's a "pizza"?

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[ Immediately distracted ]

It's a national treasure is what it is. It's a flat dough covered in a tomato sauce, and mozzarella cheese, and baked until crusty and bubbly. [ Hold on, this is a mental connection, she can just think about the last pizza she had, and send the memory ] You can basically add whatever toppings you want. I like pepperoni and banana peppers.

The city we're in is actually known for its pizza. Or was.

[opheliac]

It looks like something I might end up sitting on a toilet bowl for hours until my insides implode.

Looks great!