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SOMNIA INBOX

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PRIMARY RESIDENCE | Upper West Side with Freddie
SECONDARY RESIDENCE | Devil's Nest, East Village, 2F
CRASHES WITH | Kalmiya, Sirius, Jinx, Arthur

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( Guess. Who. On the dream murmur — )

Pretty dress. ( A beat. ) It doesn't suit you. ( And another, from your favourite stalker — ) I trust it hasn't been getting in the way of hasty retreats.

Wow, thank you for noticing. [ All thick, faux saccharine, but it's followed by a bright pop of bubblegum pink annoyance. ] It has, actually. Wanna trade? I bet you'd have a much easier time escaping in this.

No, thank you. It wouldn't flatter my hip line!

I disagree. I think it'd be great for your... hip line. [ whatever the fuck that is ] It'd be so chic on you! You'd set trends!

Do you think a trend-setting man is more irresistible?

Do you want to be more irresistible? [ Press X to Doubt. He already has a certain magnetism. ]

I'm not married yet. I suppose I should be working hard.

But stealing a lady's gown, my, my.

I've heard some people are into that kind of man.

...please tell me you're not one of them. Sharon, please don't put me in the position of having to vet your boyfriends.

Pun intended? [ Cause... he's a vet. Yes, she does think she's hilarious. Clap! ]

...oops.

Should've taken credit. I would've thought you were cooler.

You think I'm plentifully cool.

[ ... ]

Except when you steal my knife.

There's no need to send your emissaries for it.

I'm gonna get it back.

...why? It's only a knife. It's been in shared ownership as much as it's been yours alone.

Because I like it, Seishirou. No matter how many hands have touched it, it will always be mine.

Don't you cherish the things you claim?

Intimately.

Then you understand. What's mine will always be mine.

It sounds as if we're at odds.

Oh, no. Hope that won't damage our relationship.

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